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• (209): View more from California

  is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?

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  yes...dear jesus what did you do?

  (209): View more from California

  bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.

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• (619): View more from California

  It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.

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• (805): View more from California

  You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow

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• (925): View more from California

  Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Naked. Naked is my favorite color.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult

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