she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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