what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I met the friendliest cop last night
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
