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(541): View more from Oregon

Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.

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(409): View more from Texas

Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs

(1-409): View more from Texas

His name should be shouldn't

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(856): View more from New Jersey

unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating

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(248): View more from Michigan

She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.

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(530): View more from California

so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics

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(702): View more from Nevada

you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.

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