idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
