How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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