But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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