xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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