Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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