quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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