Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Randomize
