David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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