oh god the rape fog is back!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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