I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
my liver is dry heaving
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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