This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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