He uses pillows to masturbate.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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