Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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