hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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