Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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