There is no way he is gay with that hair.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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