Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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