this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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