yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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