Just cropdusted the office
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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