Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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