i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
