This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I came so hard my ears popped.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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