You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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