I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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