Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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