so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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