Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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