How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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