kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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