CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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