Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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