Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize