I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
