No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just had sex on a roof
Two words: blizzard sex
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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