no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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