So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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