What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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