Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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