Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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