that's an acceptable place to lick
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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