OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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