I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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