Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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