I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I think people are normalizing furries
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