she was so not down for the gang bang
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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