Dual....:-)
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
What drink are we having for lunch?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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