Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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