I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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