Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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